Many, many years ago I did develop some faltering knowledge of programming. Struggling with BASIC (on my BBC Micro), FORTRAN (at college), a smattering of Pascal and some DBase scripts. All of which are now completely forgotten!
Well, I’m not sure why, but I really fancy the challenge of a new language. Where on earth should I start? Wikipedia lists (literally) dozens – guess it depends entirely on what I want to do with it! Just the challenge really. But apparently it takes about 10 years!